what was the funniest thing you ever heard at a disney park/cruise?

my personal favorite, happened about 9 years ago.. we took the disney transportation, because we were a little short on cash that year, and the driver says " if u leave your kids at any disney property, they will be tied down in its a small world, and sing the song for the rest of their lives."

Yea they say that. Once we were on a disneybus and we were going to Pop Centry from Magic Kingdom and that is a long ride and it was about 12AM maybe later. The Bus driver was joking around she would say. Anybody know what Epcot stands for?? and people would say the real name and she would be like no... it sands for Every Person Comes Out Tired. And then she also said EPCOT also stands for Every PayCheck Comes On Thursday. She also made a joke about Disney's Hollywood Studios (Disney-MGM Studios at the time) She is like does anybody know what the MGM stands for?? and most people had no clue and then she was like Mickey Got Money. Like Mickey's got your money. Thought it was funny.

~smalld